Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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