Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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