That's intense
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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