I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I had to cum in my sink.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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