I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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