I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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