Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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