is your mom at the bar?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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