you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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