I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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