By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
