he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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