I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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