called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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