I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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