Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We are all done wearing pants today
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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