i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
