My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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