I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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