What did we do last night that was yellow?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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