your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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