Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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