You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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