my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
