So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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