no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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