This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
