she looked like the before picture.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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