yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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