I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
