My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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