Why are handjobs necessary in class?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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