if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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