she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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