Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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