I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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