am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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