I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
