Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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