quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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