Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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