my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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