I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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