problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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