Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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