Sponge bath it is.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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