There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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