Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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