Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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