so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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