I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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