Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
bring money and cleavage
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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